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What movies have not aged well?

10.06.2025 02:10

What movies have not aged well?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-All the bad guys are black.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Goldfinger

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From Russia With Love

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Moonraker

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Octopussy

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-J W Pepper

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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Dr No

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why do we let ugly men exist?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Ah so!”

A View to a Kill

Just sitting at home with this huge cock. Who can take care of it for me?

You Only Live Twice

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Diamonds Are Forever

Why do people procrastinate and how can they stop?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Live and Let Die

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.